I don`t like about being pregnant:

1. Ginormous underwear. I could string these puppies up between two trees and provide shade for the Greater Kurashiki area.
2. My belly button. It now looks like the gaping mouth of a Japanese river carp.
3. Calling your partner "Daddy". It's kind of creepy.
4. Flatulence. Our apartment is a Dutch Bakery with all ovens blasting.