Monday, March 12

Weekend Surprises

1. Shaking your bootie at a bar when you're nine months pregnant will earn you WAY more attention and free gingerale than the sexiest club top around.

2. Snickers really does satisfy you.

3. Curry binging can cause heart burn for three days. That said, it was WORTH IT.

4. Kotooshu got tossed by a midget.

5. Throwing your futon at the TV does not change the fact that Asashoryu got his ass SMOKED!

6. And last but certainly not least, latest ultrasound reveals that the baby has a caterpillar moustache. Could he have stumbled into some bad lighting?

1 comment:

Firipu Jonzu said...

Maybe it's just as well you didn't come if you threw your futon at the TV. Maybe we would have all found ourselves delivering li'l Dylan Smith in the Osaka Gymnasium. By we, I mean anyone but me, of course.

Was fun to see Asashoryu get done but I didn't see his reaction cos of many flying cushions.

And for some reason, I had Hulk Hogan's entrance music in my head when his conqueror was waving around what is undoubtedly a sacred stick of bent bamboo at the end.