Tuesday, May 23

Memos I Wrote Today...

Dear Sarah,

In future, please do not eat arugula pesto spaghetti for breakfast. It took 20 minutes to floss the nasty green bits from your teeth.

See to it,

Sarah

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Dear Teacher Who Signed Me Up For Badminton,

I can't even keep a straight face when you say shuttlecock, let alone get one over the net.

Making you look good,

Sarah

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Dear Teacher Who Brushes Her Teeth While Marking And Collating Exams,

I'm sorry, but nobody can be that busy. Save your multi-tasking theatrics, I'm not really impressed. I'm only hawk-eyeing you to make sure you don't spit in the staple drawer.

Show off,

Sarah

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