Dirty Thirty

In recent news: A man identified simply as "that bearded gaijin" was spotted making a 7-11 run on a hot new bicylce. When questioned by authorities, the man claimed the bicycle was a gift from his doting wife. After further investigation, authorities confirmed that the bicylce had indeed been a gift for (gasp) his upcoming thirtieth birthday...

Behold, the Helios Folding Bike:

bicycle accessories still available for purchase (and other gift ideas):



bib shorts: essential for the cycle lover or weight curler...I wonder if C would consider a handlebar moustache...

soothing cream for those long commutes

His wife interprets "those toe socks are so creepy" as code for "Please buy me a pair"

Nothing says young and groovy like J Pop.

Part II: Party Planning

I'm thinking of hiring these guys to pass around hors d'hoeuvres and administer spanks...