Ezra James

Ezra James made his big debut two weeks ago on April 16th at 20:31 local. It was 18 hours of labour to bring the 9 pounder into the world. He was slow coming down but well worth the wait. He is PERFECT...and so much cuter than the ultrasound pics!

Mom and Dad brought him home from the hospital last Sunday. We've spent a lazy week falling in love with our son.

Here he is! Can you handle it?!

The Great Escape

I can't stop listening to this song. Thank god for CBC Radio 3!

Patrick Watson deserved that Juno.

Stroller Coaster

Did you know that babies come with a lot of crap? Lately, I have been dragging my ass out shopping and looking at what conventional parents are acquiring for their kids. It's freaking ridiculous. RIDICULOUS. C and I just want to keep it simple--funny how complicated that can be. So while I'm enjoying this rant, I will also confess something rather daring. I may eat my words or find myself backpedaling or recanting later on but the truth is this: I hate strollers. I think they are freaking obnoxious. Why are they so big? Why do they need all-wheel drive, all-terrain snow tires and a cup holder for your ginormous Starbucks latte? I just don't get them. At all. For this reason, I have put my foot down and said NO to the stroller/buggy/pram/baby SUV--whatever you like to call it. Just NO. We're slinging it, baby.

ps: Damn, aren't overdue pregnant broads crabby!

Quote of the Day

I just received this card in the mail. How appropriate for spring...



ps: I miss my friends.

On the Line

What the World Needs Now

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Make Air Not War

Out of hibernation

This past weekend C and I stepped out to enjoy the sunshine along the river in Kurashiki. I have not quite reached my tipping point and have put in a lot of klicks of late, albeit at a snail's pace. Only two and a half weeks to go! In response to your requests, some pics of my burgeoning belly for your entertainment...

The Shogun of Japan

And to think, a year ago this is what we were up to...



It's hard to see from the footage but that, my friends, is a ONE LITRE can of Asahi Super Dry. Impressive.

Weekend Surprises

1. Shaking your bootie at a bar when you're nine months pregnant will earn you WAY more attention and free gingerale than the sexiest club top around.

2. Snickers really does satisfy you.

3. Curry binging can cause heart burn for three days. That said, it was WORTH IT.

4. Kotooshu got tossed by a midget.

5. Throwing your futon at the TV does not change the fact that Asashoryu got his ass SMOKED!

6. And last but certainly not least, latest ultrasound reveals that the baby has a caterpillar moustache. Could he have stumbled into some bad lighting?

Filler

This is not an update. I just think it's high time I banish my undie clad ass to the bottom of the page. This was taken weeks before we left for J-land. Isn't my bear cute?

ps Only 5 more days of work!!!!!

4 Things

I don`t like about being pregnant:














1. Ginormous underwear. I could string these puppies up between two trees and provide shade for the Greater Kurashiki area.

2. My belly button. It now looks like the gaping mouth of a Japanese river carp.

3. Calling your partner "Daddy". It's kind of creepy.

4. Flatulence. Our apartment is a Dutch Bakery with all ovens blasting.

Tits and Giggles

Today we met with our midwife. Here's what our conversation went like...

MW: Today I would like to talk to you about breastfeeding. First, can I ask you what type of nipple you have? (showing three possible diagrams)

S: Um, I can't really say. It changes. You know, with hot and cold.

MW: (frowning) Well, what type do you think most resembles your nipple?

S: Hmmm. I don't know. Christopher, what do you think?

C: Oh my god, Sarah.

MW: (laughing with embarassment) You really should know your own body.

S: Yes, well I haven't exactly thought a lot about it. I guess I'll choose this one. It looks nice.

Afterwards...

C: What is WRONG with you?

S: What?

In other news, I got my first hair cut in Japan. The squirrel had to go. In a country famous for hair-dos like this, I was disappointed when they gave me "the soccer mom". Now all I need is a mini van...

Three Words

Oh. My. God.

Lost In Translation

Miss Yaki: O. Sensei, what happened? Your eye is all red and swollen. Are you alright?

O Sensei: Oh, it's nothing...just my...(flipping furiously through dictionary)...herpes acting up.

Miss Yaki: Right.

Glad Tidings!

In our two year absence, the Gladstone Hotel has had a face-lift! C and I have decided to check-in and check out one of their new rooms upon our return to the city. I think I like the Canadiana Room...or the Biker Room perhaps. Tell me what you think!

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How To Get An A In Engrish

It's getting harder and harder to squeeze out an A from this disgruntled English teacher. You've got to pretty much pass a kidney stone to impress me these days. However, among the mediocre speeches about pets and global warming and baseball heroes, some earned extra brownie points for standing out. Here's how:

1. Be brave. Choose an outrageous topic, like, er... "Vaginal Health". I'm still blushing. And I think Tsurumi sensei vomited in his mouth.

2. Write a catchy closing. If you're most kids, you say "Thank you for listening". But if you're Mr. Sato, you shake things up with: "Sorry, I'm a fuck-up".

3. Take the gesture suggestion a little too far. Simulate taking your clothes off.

4. Be ironic. Forget your speech at home. Next week, deliver your speech, entitled: "Don't Make Excuses: Take Responsibility"

To be continued...4 more grueling weeks of speeches to go!

Me and Charles Manson Like The Same Ice Cream

You can't judge a book by its cover but sometimes there are clues to a person's inner workings and mysteries by cetain choices they make. For example, the way a person plays air guitar can reveal a lot about a personality. Giv'r a good stroking with legs parted and a face-melting expression and I can tell right away that you are intense and/or possibly retarded. Limp strumming with eyes closed reveals a sensitive and fragile nature. Accurate chord changes and finger picking tells me that you are a perfectionist and probably really really annoying.

You can also tell a lot about a person by the ice cream flavour they choose. I have long teased C about his preference for Prailines and Cream and Maple Walnut. This demographic is also said to share a taste for these flavours. Should I be worried?
Personally, I have always been attracted to more daring flavours like Jamoca Almond Fudge, Chocolate and Peanut Butter and Mint Chocolate Chip--rather mainstream these days but pretty avant garde for my time. These days, there is an alarming array of flavours out there with personality disorders just waiting to be discovered: "Popping Shower", "Black Sesame" "Red Bean" and "Tempatation Island" among the flavours at our local Baskin Robbins. What the hell is a Popping Shower? It looked like tye-dyed vomit and I was tempted to try it, if not for the baby. Who knows what kind of side effects it could have!! Our son's trademark flavour will reveal itself all in good time. I'd settle for a personality somewhere between Vanilla and Bubblegum.

Somebody's Parents

Today I took a sickie, but for reals. I'm surrounded by balled up wet tissue, dirty mugs and a stack of embarassing VHS tapes. To make at least something of the day, I will attempt to update my abandoned blog. I thought I would feel pangs of guilt for not writing but as it turns out, I needed to take a long break. I intend to keep the posts coming and should have more time come next month. My last day of work is February 23, after which I plan to devote myself to learning about newborns. In the meantime, I'm having a ball with all the fun stuff like shopping on-line for essentials and justifying being a round-the-clock hog.

We've had a really busy past couple of months with trips to Seoul to visit Jane and Shannon, sumo in Fukuoka, and visits from family. I'll be sure to post some crazy pics of my folks' visit in the coming weeks. For now, I'm spent and need to pop in another video. I'll leave you with a couple of pictures taken at a ryokan in Osaka last week.

Somebody's Parents













Seven months of baby in my belly!

Rogue Cravings

Today the baby wanted to eat a jar of cocktail olives for lunch. I had to say no and then administer my own spanking.

Happy Anniversary!