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Ahh, the hilarity continues in Oral Communication class. Try stifling laughter through these introductions:

Good morning, class. I would like to introduce Ando. Ando is most interested in money. His favorite proverb is `Money is a great traveler of the world`. He is blinded by money. He also likes basketball. Thank you, that`s all.

Hello everybody. This is Satoshi. Satoshi lives in Kurashiki. He likes soccer. He is a very good player. Satoshi has many friends. Satoshi is handsome and cool and fresh. He has many girlfriends. So, I respect him. This story is non-fiction.

Hello. This is Daisuke. He is very clever with his hands. For example, when he writes he uses a very small pencil. Thank you, that`s all.