pay attention to me

Life is hard when you`re a celebrity. I really should get a PR firm to handle my engagements. And a body guard to protect me from the hoards of kids, screaming: I`M FINE THANK YOU, AND YOU?

Here is yet another example of unwarranted fame as a gaijin. But it`s an easy gig. I just have to sit there and look foreign.

dining gaijin cause a sensation